I swear this is occurring to me again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are right back where we started. It's like a bad joke. Honestly, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- Maybe I should change my habits
- It must just be my imagination
- I need a vacation
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was dancing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and out of nowhere a group of chickens came out under a car. They were running all over the place, and cars were laughing. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes here I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utteramazement.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be real, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
You guys won't believe that just took place. , I kid you not, I think I'm going to lose consciousness! All of it was just so wild.
- I can't even
- No joke
- This is going to be a storythat everyone will hear about
Well, I'm off! You won't believethe rest of the story!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, this whole thing is just completely over my head. I struggle with getting a handle on it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I try a different approach?